They will send him to Boston

I wanted him to be great for the Sox, badly. Loved him in SF.

Upsets, ha!

How can we be sure he wasn’t sucking dick standing up??

Beat that ad to death.

People in ABQ have wanted him gone for a while. This guy is up there with the shadiest AD’s, except he has no hardware to use for blinders on the public. Dickbag.

Can he make the PGA tour?

We all know he belongs in a Seattle cap for the bust. Let’s be real.

Post concert quote from Simon and Garfunkel.

Whores, shit!**

That was not my take upon reading...

Can’t smuggle a Cuban up your bum, now can you?

I always read his name to the tune of the old speed stick commercial tagline. Costanza style.

This is a bear friendly area.

I’m not a fan of tangerines, per se, but dude has not changed mar-a-lago since he bought it. Doesn’t make it any less gaudy.

Alternate grip. Look it up. Fact!

+1 rosacea breakout

Can this be the new “St Louis lost again” spot, but for the next two years?

Zzzzaap, zzzzaap.