What percentage of existing ludes does DT possess? Forget the medical records and tax returns. Let’s get down to brass tax.

He should have been playing golf a couple years ago.

And here I thought Ginger was spicy.

Here come the bear truthers. Jesus, you people are the ‘Trump supporters’ of the tree hugging conglomerate.

Right.. it’s like he wasn’t that noticeable of an asshole in KC. Mostly because he was in KC, but that level of asshaterry and dickishness fit geographically.

What position would Jesus play on the diamond? I peg him for a catcher.

Hosanna in the highest. [Pukes]

Glad you came to deadspin.

Everyone knows white people cut hair in the most boring fashion.

This would be more entertaining than most sports hall of fames.

It’s understandable he was into the ratings hullabaloo that the Republican debates were. I’ll admit Trump is the most entertaining of the bunch. A legit debate requires a bit of substance to be peppered in now and again. He’s better off finding a real doctor, and releasing his tax returns, than he is debating Hillary,…

The first ever ‘I’m with stupid’ pants suit.

I may be a monster, but frosted pop tarts are best eaten room temp.

You’re high if you think there will actually be debates this year.

How on earth did DJT not jive with these people?

Good call, I regret my choice.

#BringBackOurBros

Let her run!

Steve Harvey saved he show from Al Borlin. You are welcome.