So fuckin' what. I'm supposed to be mad that a business woman has hired help so she can continue with her career. She's still out there dancing around on stage at 6 weeks post-partum, I could care less who is watching her children (as long as it's not a pedophile).

Yeah, really. Of all the immediate associations that come to mind when I think of Hemingway, Africa is way the fuck down on the list.

I assume this song was on repeat while she designed the clothing line.

I think it speaks to how panicked she must have been. I don't know too many 14-year-olds with a great deal of foresight and she was likely not thinking about anything besides getting out.

This is a genuine comment on the E! Emma Stone article:

This has probably been seen by most people already, but a friend showed me Drake as the proudest girlfriend over the weekend and it is fucking fantastic.

one of my favorites to this day is the one star review of "the very hungry caterpillar" where the reviewer blamed the book for his toddler's non stop eating. Someone advised him to ask his pediatrician about Praeter-Willi syndrome.

Do you know the perpetrator and even his religion? Call the police, they're still looking for him!

Never underestimate your opponent. ;-)

I love you and I believe you and I hope Marc Jacobs tries to run for president of the Bermuda Triangle. Then he can disappear forever and his cosmetics will probably go on sale.

danger

This just makes me want some Pez

There's also a similarly themed but not at all similarly named book by John Ajvide Lingqvist, the guy who wrote Let the Right One In. It's called Handling the Undead, and it's really good.

Sweet! Found my answer!

Body shaming?

You need a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.

I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to get our own jobs and make our own money, but staying at home, nurturing, being the mother, cooking – it's a valuable thing my mum created.

before color all film was black and white. Not white and black. BLACK and white. Top billing. What more do these people want?

I don't want to write a comment explicitly about what you could do with donut holes instead, but I think you could do something with donut holes.

Wow, you guys. Just, wow.