He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

So how is “being woke” a lie?

I really hope they keep things on street level and “small” like the Netflix series, we don’t need another series destroying city blocks like Hawkeye and Captain Falcon

Down at about $675/share. IIRC from one of Matt Levine’s pieces, the “600s/share” is when he might start getting into trouble with margin calls, because he’s pledged so much of his Tesla shares as collateral for loans.

Grift.

This teacher wanted a paid vacation and this was a sure-fire way to make it happen. And I’d be willing to the teacher will return to class after issuing some BS apology.

damn who hurt you

His entire political platform is “avenge my failure, kill my enemies”, rather than, you know, actual political ideas and a platform of constructive goals to improve the lives of his constituency. It’s like he doesn’t even know what job he’s applying for.

I’m pretty sure Matt Gaetz is the evil twin, having eaten his good twin in the womb.

Sadly…there are millions of ears as brainless, inane and clutching for a leader…

I assume he’s talking about something like the time Norman Osborn created his Dark Avengers with supervillain versions of the regular Avengers and tried to pretend they were the good guys, but I can’t for the life of me figure out how that differs from regular MAGA. Like, what’s the supervillain version of Matt Gaetz?…

The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end

Cawthorn wrote, in a typo-written [sic] note

This is what struck me... on what planet is she not conventionally attractive!?

He’s surpassed Steve Bannon as “guy who looks like he just woke up from a 3 hour nap in his garage with the engine running”. (Steve Bannon still retains the title of “looks like the ghost that haunts an off-track betting parlor”.)

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

How you gonna start some Twitter shit and get mad ‘cause you got Twitter-sharted?