A foot away? His hands/fingers? His left hand looks to be hovering just above the fabric on her flack jacket, and his right hand (to me at least) looks to be just barely making contact (look how tight the shadows under his fingers are). Where do you get a foot?

I just squinted a bit and moved my head toward my monitor. We call it ‘Manual Zoom’ in the biz.

I’m hoping that all of these stories teach our kids what not to do so that eventually there will be some good guys.

His fingers sure look like the tips (just the tip) are touching her.

They’ll have his tutor bring it.

Home study is a pretty big burden on his parents. How about 3 days of ISS and call it good. Wouldn’t want to ruin his future.

Nice and thank you for your service.

Michael, can you assist with taking me out of The Greys? I have been stuck in this cessepool for years now. I got out for a moment during the Gawker to Univision transition on a couple of Gizmodo Group sites, but then was placed back in after a week or so.

Fuck that guy.

Vunerkind Ivanka as the ‘progressive’ choice for POTUS

He definitely should not be allowed to go gently into that good night. My hope is that he gets himself and pence impeached. A boy can dream.

He definitely should not be allowed to go gently into that good night. My hope is that he gets himself and pence impeached. A boy can dream.

As a white person, I can effing confirm that we all believe that we are Neo (aka ‘The One’), and that everyone else (even other white folks) simply exists as background to the story of our own individual lives. I think it has to do with too much “you are so special.” when we are kids.

Thanks for the read. I really hate these ‘people’.

The teacher apologized over the PA system? What kind of BS is that?! First off, she should be fired. Secondly, IF they were going to keep her, she should have been made to be much more contrite than you can get over a fucking school loudspeaker.

NRA: The white shooter (Stephen) was the good guy with a gun since he stopped a terrible tragedy from being worse. We really should celebrate him as a hero for all the lives that he saved when he shot himself.

No, not really. Colluding to not hire him would also account for teams not wanting to hire him. He wouldn’t have to prove that they were going to hire him then chickened out. The implied collusion part of this is really great for him since then he doesn’t have to produce conversations between owners that state that…

Nazis literally want to gas, torture, and enslave everyone on the planet who is not Aryan enough for them. So yeah, you fucking punch nazis.

Well, they are (seriously) ‘Paper Towel’ brand paper towels, so you just KNOW the quality on them is going to be pretty intense.

Yeah, if it wasn’t a cop it would be open and shut. But when a Cop is the perpetrator, victim eye-witness testimony AND forensic evidence don’t mean anything. All that matters is that Kelly said he didn’t do it, and we should all just leave it at that.

God I hate this shit.