Just googled missing lexus. Cam confirm. I clicked on it to help bump it up in the results. Anyone else want to jump on this?

Moose Knuckle. Chicks have Camel Toe.

But they FEARED FOR THEIR LIVES! There is no way to know if the Tesla had become sentient or not, so they had to strike hard and fast.

I could care less about you’re grammer.

Washington State FTW! I hope this holds.

Goose. He walks like a goose, not a duck. Ducks waddle, Geese goose step.

The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around 280 A.D. in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends.

Genocide is not an acceptible goverment policy. There is no weighing the pros and cons. We will not tolerate it, and will work to destroy those who do. Mass Murder is not acceptible. It is atrocious. And we are not going to sit back and debate about. Someone who believes in the benefits of Genocide is not a rational…

He is advocating the murder of every not white person in the US, as well as the Gays and the disabled. This is not a rational person who is advocating a different form of government. This is a sociopathic mass murderer wannabe. Think about what you are saying; you are advocating we should debate the pros and cons of…

Remember just a few years ago when the Right was telling everyone to settle down because racism was over? Hopefully if we keep picking at these scabs we can finally clean ourselves up.

See, that’s why cyber hacking is so hard to prove. Anyone can just sit down at a terminal, click on 3 random words, and if none of them are the password, you just stand up and sit down again and you can try 3 more times for free. How could you track that back to the Russians??

Thanks!

WTF? So he was in a 90 minute shopping spree, and he had 450 dollars to spend and just put more items in his cart than he could afford. And the cops weren’t called and he isn’t charged with a crime (as not having enough money for the items you want to buy is, thank the good Lord Baby Jesus, not actually a crime.) And…

I do like a good cowgirl.

You know they sat his ass down for a school house rock marathon.

Said no woman ever.

U have a short Internet memory.

Also, pretty happy to be randomly reassigned back to the greys. Good to know Kinja still loves me.

Boop

And while GW Bush was President (not even secretary of state) there were 13 attacks on US embassies with a total of 60 Americans dead, and the GOP didn’t bat an eye. Also, I don’t think the GOP know what sarcasm is. Saying the thing that you mean in your regular voice isn’t sarcasm. Sarcasm is saying the opposite of…