The Patriots are now considering bringing Hernandez back to fill their third-string QB position because his bullets hit the intended target more often than Tebow's.

This is so irresponsible of Adam. One should never let their armed child anywhere near an ice cream truck.

I bit harsh don't you think, Matt? It's not like Aaron is a Scientologist or something.

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blue cotton candy Bubblicious gum and Black & Mild cigars

The police took a huge risk showing up to Aaron's house dressed up like they did. Most people won't answer to door when a couple of Caucasians wearing white shirts and dark jackets knock.

Ah, the old Tootsie vs Dum Dum argument.

[after destroying surveillance equipment]

Crowd slurrfing.

I guess you really don't need to use Crocs in the background of your photo as an attempt to distract people from noticing your shortcomings.

The victim's name is not being released at this point, but sources are reporting that his name is not Bryon Russell.

The good news is, the guy who wears Harvey's head no longer has to worry about the halitosis that bounces off the inside of the mask and straight into his nostrils being the prevalent odor.

Get The Art of Drowning. It's still pretty punk, but you can really hear the nuances that begin to separate their sound from traditional punk.

Silver and Cold is a great song. Here is All Hallow's EP:

They have been probably one of my favorite bands since I first saw them when they released this album. Sure, their style has changed, but I think even their current stuff remains in line with what I currently like, so they remain among my favs. Art of Drowning, Black Sails and All Hallows EP is without doubt their…

Teenage Blake just found out how bright his future really is.

The zombies were quickly rounded up by the CDC and flown to Marlins Park, which was deemed the safest place they could be quarantined without harming any more people.

"This is the finger I use to eat peanut butter straight from the jar."

The fact that this tattoo is not located on his face should absolve him of any wrongdoing.

And what did John Skelton do upon receiving this text?