Who knew that J'Marcus Webb spends his off-season in Russia as a traffic cop?

So much for the beer bong idea I had.

im drippin wet right 4 u. what are you waitin for?

Good to see that MJD ruining the weekends of Florida hillbillies while wearing street clothes will continue into this season.

Bieber was understandably frightened and confused when confronted, he assumed everyone who spent time in confined spaces were Beliebers.

His motto is: "I'd rather push contents out of my stomach in the bed of a GMC than drive a Ford."

Out of all the people in attendance, only one was aware of the dress code.

We know it's not Superman, his free throw percentage is too low.

Only one other day has presented Lynn with as much bad news as today has.

"With the help of Jesus, I will carry the Thunder on my back and out of the second round . . . OW! OW! OW!"

The last time the Bears had a void this huge to fill just a few yards behind the line of scrimmage, Rex Grossman was quarterback.

Jalen is so stupid. Tony ended up on line, so he's not even eligible.

That's a pretty minor offense. Wolf deserves nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

This shouldn't come as a shock, look at her Head size. They're at least 191's.

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"The Eagles are a strip mall fitness center."

What we have here is two completely different reactions as to what to do when a turd requires immediate attention.

The design came to Arthur Blank after all that time he spent riding on the Play 60 bus.

This is why you should never pee on a snake bite after eating a lot of asparagus.