Yeah, Erg dismisses all of my replies :(

Cool. Thank you, kind sir.

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Kinda gross eating Cheetos semi-nude, don't you think? I mean, where did you wipe your cheese fingers?

The good news for Tim is that since Dale Earnhardt's arrival in heaven, St. Peter is constantly having to rebuild the wall that holds the pearly gates in place. So no matter how bad Tim has been, he'll likely be able to sneak in.

You better do something about this, Manti. She's sitting a little too close to him, don't you think?

You know Mike Shanahan wasn't at the circus with RGIII because he didn't tweet x-rays of a Lion's stomach with his head in it.

-1, go back to Allentown, ya jerk.

Oh you son of a bitch, Telly.

"1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb... OH MY GAWD YOU WIN!"

+1

Bobby was going to just rob the whole Jimmy John's store, but got scared off by the cashier exuberantly greeting him before he even got his second foot in the door.

+1

His Macbook won't be able to recover from this kernal error.

"These nerds are stealing my spotlight, I should've worn that pink jersey."

<I>Duper refused to discuss the incident, calling it "a family matter."</I>

"Go home Dennis, you're DPRK."

This should be considered a small Triumph for the new homeowners.

Ward also griped about other things in the locker room, referring to the linens as "terrible".

"No quiero punter hell."