In that case, it's still okay to root for JaVale.

Furthermore, if you're in Denver and rooting against JaVale McGee, you're even more worse.

If you're a Lakers fan in a city with an NBA team and you weren't born in California, you're the worst.

Oprah's the worst. Regardless of this, I feel that way.

Using Beastie Boys in a joke DUAN.

Shoulda been you, Chet Haze.

That is really awesome.

A testament to their range.

Too many to choose from. I like this number off of Hot Sauce Committee.

The hand's reaction upon hearing that they may get swept out of the first round.

I realize he wasn't talking about only me. Though, because he felt the need to DM me, I was part of the bunch he was referring to.

He clearly doesn't have time to comment on a website. Plus, too much vitriol.

SORRY U DON'T LIKE

Adam Schefter is an egomaniac DUAN!

It really makes me sad that it is coming this way.

How were you able to sift through the horrible troll shit over there to actually find a good old-fashioned Gawker comment?

Pictured: Former Denver Broncos quarterback and current New Yorkie.

See, I would've thought it'd be the dog to fall victim to the bird.

Pictured: The Mormons' unusual ascent to heaven.

For years, Grizzlies fans were used to putting their heads between their own legs before the playoffs even started.