princess valhalla hawkwind would not have clapped also.

Followed by the obligatory nude pregnancy photo shoot.

While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

I feel sorry for his father. The entire family is willing to be used as props for the man who got him killed and their message to his father is, grieve alone.

I found her reaction odd, like she was playing up to the crowd. It was just weird to me that she kept looking up at the ceiling and saying stuff like “I love you, baby.” I mean, his father said that his refusal to meet Trump caused a bit of a rift and the rest of the family was happy to meet him, so I get why she…

I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

You know, I try, but the wounded ego/guilt/sadness self-effacing whinge-fest about how SORRY they are and how they’re TRYING tends to make it not worth it. Or that’s my experience anyway.

Oh no, my gf totally tells me if I can’t get the job done. I’m usually given two options: finish her or leave so she can finish herself. I’m usually given those two options, not always. lol

Dan Savage likes to rail against the idea of “look ma, no hands” sex. I think the number of orgasms would skyrocket if people incorporated toys or their own fingers while banging

Well, how do you tell them? I am a man, and yeah, you probably should say something, but there is a right way and a wrong way. If you ask for additional oral or hand stimulation, that’s great. But if you say, “You didn’t get the job done, I’m leaving,” that’s the wrong way.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

Hopefully it’s obvious: I agree. I volunteered for Hillary Clinton’s campaign and I believe that’s the kind of “Conservatism” I want. Good common sense, strong family values, an understanding and respect for science. I’m 100 percent in favor of abortion at any stage and no reason should need to be given. This should…

If what you got out of the Crispin interview was antagonistic, you’re seriously doing it wrong. Refusing to engage with ideas that may not be 100% comfortable for us is exactly why we’re in such a polarized and horrid place, now, with discourse.

From yesterday’s article:

I am 31 and this is the first year I realize that I sort of know what I’m doing. So of course I’m blowing it all up to go back to school and realize I know less than Jon Snow.

Don’t worry. I’m 33 and just coming to terms with it.

Oh God, I’m 29 and was just starting to feel okay about the fact that I have achieved nothing.

Everybody raise your hands if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Rihanna’s beauty and success.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.