Do you seriously believe that? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Susan Sarandon supporting Jill Stein, who got approximately 1% of the vote nationwide, cost HRC the election? Did Susan Sarandon convince HRC not to step foot in Wisconsin and ignore my state of Michigan until like the last week? Is that what…

Oh man, slay kween Hillary Clinton was just so perfect a candidate. If it weren’t for that meddling Susan Sarandon, surely people would vote for the compromised neoliberal hack who hasn’t come to a position honestly in her life.

How bad of a candidate do you have to be that Susan Sarandon can take you down?

I agree with you. Beyonce is a fantastic writer and singer (I hate her narcissistic performances and movies). But her music should be viewed as a continuation in a looooong line of female black artists who sang about their painful experiences (but those messages weren’t taken seriously because the music was pop and…

I walked out my job today. I never felt better.

I’m totes pro-Minogue.. but every Kylie I’ve ever met has been a bitch

I am definitely pro-Minogue in this situation, but I’m not all about her. I think Kylie is a stupid name.

What a mean thing to say. I’m almost ashamed at how much I laughed at this.

Fuck all the Kylies. Kylies are bitches

 making for Pirates of the Caribbean: When Everyone’s Undead, We Can Do This Forever

the former couple continued to live together in their Tribeca condo for some time after the split

No, this is all on Hillary for not reaching out enough. In my opinion she was the wrong candidate for the job. Two thirds of Americans think she is untrustworthy and they are partly right in that belief.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Yeah I thought they did a great job of really creating sympathy for Marcia Clarke and highlighting how awful she was treated, largely in a misogynistic way.

Niice! I have Skyla. Not a terrible emotional adjustment, but the insertion was the most painful experience I’ve ever had and my cramps are the kind that make you double over in pain and get dizzy.

I still can’t believe I don’t have to DO anything to prevent an unwanted pregnancy for literally years. It’s magical!

My best friend got married at 23 and divorced at 29. She is now 35 and married to a wonderful man (who happens to be another close friend I introduced her to) and they have a gorgeous 14 month old little boy. Sometimes you just don’t get it right on the first try.

Well, I don’t think most people are especially in-tune with themselves—we all have a great capacity to lie to ourselves and believe it. Marriage is one of those things we are brought up to believe we should do, unquestioningly and without much thought, while divorce is much less of a taboo than it used to be. Plus,…