I feel that. I’ve also given up on today. I’m currently building a ‘make your own pizza’ online order that I will pull the trigger on right as I leave work so that I will be greeted by a large pepperoni situation shortly after I arrive at home. #blessed

Eh. I think these people just forgot that this is a team of super villains, not super heroes. It is like going to a Tarantino movie and not expecting shots of feet.

I’m just like you - I found out I suffer from a disorder called dermatillomania. I just can’t leave my skin alone. It’s related to anxiety and the need to control something when stress levels get unsurmountable. If you think you suffer from this, try to find out what your triggers are and redirect your release. It's a…

Right? This whole thing started because Kim was just tired of Kanye being vilified, and finally decided to set the record straight. A wife defending her husband from a liar, nothing more. Now all her friends suddenly want them to just magically let it go, claim that there are suddenly bigger things to worry about, and…

I can’t get past the sanctimonious crap the non-famous friend of TS posted. If I wasn’t team Kim and Kanye before, all that prayer shit pushed me right over the edge.

As a former 6th grade boy, allow me to apologize for perpetuating this rumor well into high school. Sometime around senior year though, when another guy tried dissing my hookup with “they call her tuck and fuck, since her pussy’s so stretched out” I casually offered, “well, maybe you just needed a bigger dick, Tom...”

are they trying to convert indoorsy into outdoorsy??

I mean... yeah. In fact, you have to walk certain distances in order to unlock certain things in the game.

Okay #realtalk for a second.

But... at least it’s getting people out and walking; right?

Caitlyn is the worst, so I would definitely pay to not hear her talk about how Trump is better for women than any Democrat if I had the money.

Honestly? If this could be mobilized nationally, it would save childrens’ and parents’ health and lives. I’m all for this. I’d be part of this too! So many more social services are necessary for kids and parents in this country. How could we do something like this? It’d be like Starbucks for Kid Care. And…

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

Totally off topic. I love that episode of the Golden Girls. The very very very young and unfamous George Clooney cracks me up.

So she should just be a bitch to her future sister in law... forever? Or perhaps act like a grown up and get over it because the only reason she was upset the first time was because she’s a whiny brat.

That’s how I took it. They all look dead. It’s so creepy. And I feel like they’re all sharing a bed because they’re all the same people using each other to stay relevant. Look how Amber and Kim hung out after his Twitter meltdown. Kim’s ex helped her with the sex tape to make her famous. Kanye says “I made that bitch…

Okay so isn’t that pretty much what Sir Mix-A-Lot was going for with that lyric?

Agreed! I have a theory that guys who have sex with a lot of different women, but don’t have sex with the same women for very long are not great in bed and don’t know it because no one has been invested enough to inform them.

The weddings are ridiculous. I encourage all my wife's friends to elope.

Caitlyn is awwwwful.