I am a bartender and I would also like to chime in: pass on the bartender.

has anybody been in the ross/emily/rachel situation when emily wanted ross to stop being friends with rachel because they were too close? experiences (on whichever role)?

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Um. I never knew that I needed this song remixed to a trap beat, but I’m learning all kinds of new things this week!

I used to love this song but I can’t believe it came out when I was 4.

WHY IS THIS EVEN A LYRIC VIDEO THO? I taped this off the radio and listened to it on repeat like 100 times a day. Like I could do a dramatic reading of this song from memory.

Urban Decay’s setting spray is goddamn magical.

This weekly thread has been a direct contribution to the draining of my wallet at Sephora. I feel ya.

(Almost) everyone thinks they’re a good judge of character and not easily duped. When she tells these women that they obviously have poor judgement, their response is probably to lash out and shift blame to protect themselves. Admitting that their boyfriend is an asshole would be to admit that they’ve made some poor…

Don’t hate on your ex-friends too much. People who date/marry chronic cheaters (usually) never, ever, ever want to know about it. Never! They turn vicious when their comfortable fantasy world with Mr/Ms Perfect turns out to be lies. If you’re the one who gets groped or propositioned and tattles to the spouse, it’s…

It’s not so much about being selfish as it is that I truly believe it is not my place to interfere. Perhaps that is cultural. But in my opinion, their marriage is private and not my business. Once he established a pattern of behavior, I made it impossible for him to contact me and determined that I would never stay…

I was thinking about that the other day. Seriously, shouldn’t you feel different from one part of your life to another? I don’t know, like more mature or whatever that means? Because I really, really do not. I wake up some days feeling pretty much the same way I did as a twenty something or even as a teen.

Or feel bad for not feeling bad for having one.

I’m pretty sure you and I are the same person. Do also constantly have bruises that you can’t explain? Because I don’t even notice when i walk into things any more.

It feels so damn good, doesn’t it? After my last big breakup (hopefully last ever, married now, lol) I chopped my long red hair into a pixie and bleached it white because he would’ve hated it. Then I got my eyebrow pierced because he’d been begging me not to for a year. It felt like such a reclamation of my self, it…

Girl. Any man who wants to tell you shit about your makeup ain’t worth your time so go ahead with your bad zumbaing and squatting self - and don’t forget the lip plumper!

You’re my hero!

After my ex and I broke up years ago, I started buying perfume again because he was allergic. Then two years later he emailed me and was like “I left some shit at your place, can I get it back? And also, I guess we can talk if you want.” I totally loled at my desk. Like dude, I’ve buying perfume and fucking hot dudes,…