Guy: “So a reuben burger comes with swiss, sauerkraut, and thousand island?”

If you like that, you’ll love these “toy construction sets” I found in The Philippines:

Wow, tell us how you really feel.

I’m an Xbox peep and more than a bit jealous: I bought this game in November 2013 and thoroughly enjoyed the shit out of it across 2 playthroughs, so I’m jealous of all the folks who haven’t experienced it yet and soon will.

I recall certain OG Xbox games like SW Battlefront 2 running better on Xbox 360, never knew the exact specifics of how or why, but nice to see it happening here too

I’ll toss in a few bucks if I can get it on Xbox One

The Jovian atmosphere proved flammable indeed.

The map was just so daunting so I left it alone for a month... just like what happened to me with Assassin’s Creed IV

“Maybe Google+ too, but no one would ever know”

“Hey here’s a cool game we’re working on. We could tell you our target release window, but we don’t want to commit to one until we’re sure we can definitely 100% meet it with a complete and working game. This way we won’t disappoint anyone with a delay! Stay tuned!”

I’m pretty sure the original intent was unambiguously “TV doesn’t belong on a gaming machine” hence those memes.

Wireless screencasting from a PC/phone/tablet is still beta, but I have it through the preview program. Awesome to be able to watch movies on Popcorn Time from my laptop without having to switch the HDMI inputs.

I wonder what the Playstation fanboy who made those memes two years ago thinks of PS Vue and Powers. Be interesting to hear their take on those Sony products.

TV series... Probably lasting about 3 seasons, haha

I’m pretty sure Maddie and Aldora didn’t mean the show should be sold to Netflix, but that the verb form of Netflix be to be an act of releasing an entire season at once, like Netflix did with House of Cards, Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, etc.

There’s gotta be more to this. I know Microsoft aren’t saints, but I have a hard time believing they’d just piss away a $5 million investment simply because of Darkside’s want of $2 million more in the budget.

I've been dying to play this, but my Xbox 360 is a virtually unusable wreck and I've moved on... What do you guys think the prospects are for a new-gen port of AC Rogue?

Kinda thought Kotaku was the "mature" gamer's site, largely free of the cuntish fanboys that PMS over every Xbox news item large and small like they do on IGN and Gamespot... Oh well, guess I wrong

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Ignore Aliens? You better secure that shit, Private.