Man I hate it when my oil isn’t oiled. Typically it is though

People buy them based on their looks and personality, and then when they find out how horrible they are they defend it to the hilt because they’re not the kind of people who admit they made bad decisions. Either that or they literally don’t know any better.

There are ways of doing this without getting shot at, or doing anything that gets you in trouble. Fly in from far away at attack speed on a Sunday morning when all the new guys are working, chances are they’ll light you up way before you get into any real trouble. Then you just turn away at the last second and they…

I chuckled at “shit eating gin”

I’m more concerned with the fact that the wheel isn’t centered within the arch...

Small caveat, the term “muckraking” usually has a connotation of bad journalism about it

I’m getting 404s on the Tripod and Geocities site, and the newspaper link just goes to some random website.

Obviously it wouldn’t be above this guy to remove what he could, but that’s pretty damn fast action.

Hey now, as one of those Michiganders I must defend my state’s honor and say we aren’t as bad as the damn French Canadians!

Fuck Ohio though.

That’s a very Mustang GT driver thing to do

Not surprised. My Uncle has sold several Porsches to Shaquille O’Neal, and has had to fit custom seats so low you’re basically sitting on the floorpan

Man its like some Final Destination shit. Still amazes me that could happen to this day.

Well he got lucky.

I went to highschool with a guy who was killed by a similar situation. Driving home from Ann Arbor on the highway, a small wheel came off a trailer coming the other way, took a lucky bounce and went right through his windshield, killing him.

I honestly didn’t like the guy but no one deserves to go…

So they invented this simulator to show you the dangers of driving drunk but they still let you run from the cops? Nice follow through.

Solution: Get a better bank. MSUFCU has let me finance two 20 year old cars, and the most concerned they were about it was when they accidently looked up the value of a ZR1 Corvette instead of a base and were worried that I was paying half of what I should. I should point out that I also had no credit score to speak…

MFW

I love these, fight me and lose

Wait so you have two Cherokees? Also, where in Michigan do you live?

Everything about what you’ve said is based off assumptions you’ve made in your own head to fit some preconceived idea about who I am, which is pretty hilarious.

I don’t go to the drag strip and honestly couldn’t tell you what a really fast QM is for any car, all I know is if you’re close to 10 you’re stupid fast. It’s…

You really have no reading comprehension skills whatsoever. Let me try to make this as easy as possible for you

I honestly don’t give a shit about QM times, so I don’t memorize them like you apparently do. Because QMs are for people who can’t turn.

Car’s never failed to start, not so much as a CEL. The only warning…

Check that pressure valve Mac, you’re so angry you’re about to explode. I honestly couldn’t give less of a shit about various car’s QM times, in fact I’m glad I don’t have that shit memorized, because I have more important shit to do. Yanno, like actually drive my car.

Oh and my car does look like a clown car every…