You’re right! Especially since he’s from the Middle East, we could totally get away with it!

seriously though. What a horrible idea. Sit down and think about what you’ve said.

Because Wranglers are shit on the road. I agree that they have presence and history and usefulness when the going gets rough, but honestly I’ve been in very few vehicles I’d want to drive every day less. Jeeps sell because the gym bros and sorority girls who own them like the charisma.

I have a car with big overhangs. They suck, weight transition is completely ruined.

To me it doesn’t look like Autozone special chrome, but that could be because it’s actually aligned properly and put in the right place for the design.

I respect your professional illustration of the problems at hand, but I would like to disagree.
1. You can’t make a flagship Cadillac “too long”

Only question is how a Chrysler comes out costing less than a Dodge. I know they’re not as luxury focused as they used to be, but most people will still expect the Chrysler to cost more.

You=Wrong.

Seriously though there aren’t words for how wrong you are. Did you not know it has a 16 cylinder engine with a hood that opens sideways?

I was trying to make a shitty joke about sound in space, oh well. Didn’t actually know that, however.

It seems a shame to figure out antigravity only to put it in a car seat.

I went to the R.E Olds Transportation museum over the weekend, those 88 ornaments are the sex

And you wouldn’t even be able to hear the beep at that. Gosh, we weren’t good at space in the early days huh.

While I have to fervently disagree with you on the 90s being the best period for car design, I do like the look of the Probe.

And I also realized all 4 cars I’ve owned are 90s cars...

Oh, please. Roadkill is a high quality show. It takes a TON of money to put out content like that, and they do it for free. Sure you’ve got an ad shot into the middle of the video, but generally they actually contain a modicum of useful information. Plus, I think they’re doing fantastic things with their money, don’t…

Or you could have a performance car from the 90s with batch fire injection that naturally has some leftover fuel in it sometimes.... Jussayin.

OH and by the way it sounds awesome so.

Old BMWs are quite reliable, albeit still expensive when they break. My dad had a 1996 740iL that went to 260k before it was smacked in the nose and totaled. Obviously it was starting to be a bit of a basketcase at that point and we were glad it was gone, but it still ran as well as it did pre-accident between the…

Anything? Can I write for Jalopnik?

Now you can protect your car from looking bad by.... making it look even worse.

Way to think it through, Citroen.

I’ll never understand chubby-chasers

Oh I’m in the same boat. My daily is a 93 Corvette 6 spd, and I get 19 around my town with that, around 25 on the highway (80+ MPH).

Your GTO gets a lot better mileage than almost any SUV to be frank. My aunt had an H2 and you struggle to get it into the teens, most other GMT based SUVs will only do 15 if you’ve got a featherfoot.

Everything about Moonraker was goofy.

God I hate that movie.