She looks great. If she's had work, it's restrained and I would like her doc's digits in case I ever come into plastic surgeon/facialist on speed dial amount of money.

"I drank all the throwing wine!"

Less "dissident feminist" and more "Trolls say 'What'?"

Whoa—there are still travel agents?!

Jackie looks like Lucille Bluth's driver's license!

And anyway, who can say what the plastic surgery trends will be in 20 years?

Aw, I always put puppernutters like these under the Random Shaggy category!

I tried to look up the meaning of the name. The best I could figure out was roughly "precious-little-treasure-dumpling-baby." Don't know how correct that translation is, but that sounds about right.

I recall someone in my Facebook feed noting a November "daily thankful" (which I think is kind of ugh anyway) that her family got slots for Thanksgiving volunteering. It kind of rubbed me the wrong way—it kind of comes off like you're thankful that people are in need so that you can show your kids how good it is to be…

Why is it that socks/shoes/whatever cease to exist to them once they are no longer on their body?

I think The Hat is meant to distract us from the fact that Holly has probably been played by a million different kids. She's the Bobby Draper of Breaking Bad.

I have a nearly 5-month old girl and thus have received gifts of various terrible "Diva-Princess-ZOMGShoes!" clothes.

"Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah." and "gash in a sundress" are two particular faves of mine.

Plus, wouldn't Pam have had to drink from Tara, then feed her for the vampening to work? If what Pam did worked, why didn't it work when Jessica tried to revive the trucker?

I missed circle of people lyng in the grass, too.

That Madonna, always desperate to glom onto whoever is this year's rising star...

Right? She reads like a slightly more coherent Courtney Love!

Philosophy's Kiss Me Tonight is a good, thick pre-bedtime balm. I slather it on after exfoliating—either eith a toothbrush/washcloth or Fresh's Brown Sugar Lip Polish.

He looks like an unbloaty-faced Jack White. That's a good thing. Let's have a ball and a biscuit, Johnny...

The Union Square one is gone! I'm going to confirm the continued existence of the 79th St. location tonight—I will be happy to stand corrected. I'd rather go out of my way uptown than to Century 21.