No, he's like an un-bloated Jack White there. Which I find attractive, btw.

Filene's went out of business! Boo! I mean, I knew they were going out of business, but I missed out on one last re-up on $15 Calvin Klein bras, pillows, and candles. Does thing mean I have to start going to the madness that is Century 21 now? Does it? Ugh!

You have to go to Queens—it's where the airports are!

And then it ends up being a password you can't remember, so you have to reset every time you use the site (or at least that's my experience at Boden).

Credit unions are the lentils of finance!

Speaking from experience, you will get things addressed to Mr. & Mrs. [hislastname] from wedding day onward, regardless of any information provided to the contrary.

I checked the box for angel dust, among everything else.

I don't get why so many people would want to hang out with the author in the first place, baby or no baby.

Why there's even been a song written about America's portliest president, William Howard Taft!

I bet they stole her Shakespeare sonnet, too!

My mom was almost 37 and my dad was 40 when I was born. It was weird growing up, but that's because: 1. Back in the mid-70s, most people had kids in their 20s 2. The lifestyles and attitudes of people in their late 30s/early 40s in the mid-70s skewed "older." Neither of these this is really true anymore. Most people…