OMG you should have put a trigger warning on that.

That is how I stay normal. It is finally time to do laundry when the pile of dirty close and the pile of clean clothes are too intermingled to tell what goes where, and you hope a cycle through the wash will kill any spiders that have taken up residence.

I noticed the leg too and then thought, “cool! She has normal legs with flaws!”

Sigh. It’s true. :(

Shut up Natalie Portman. I quit drinking, turned 30, and then suddenly hormonal acne like WOAH!!! One week before each period, NECK ZITS!!!! And then they linger and heal for several weeks, and then, AGAIN WITH THE NECK ZITS! I’m furious.

Bill Skarskgard (Pennywise) reminds me of a young Anthony Head (Giles).

When I was in junior high, I had a crush on Ralph Fiennes, and I had a full-page picture of him from like Vanity Fair or something next to my bed, along with a magazine quote about him glued onto the photo. The quote was “his lips are like rolled silk stockings” and Bill Skarsgard’s lips are giving me silk stocking…

The guy who plays Pennywise DOES NOT look like Pennywise in real life!

I enjoyed his book “On Writing”, which is about his writing style and process. I don’t really enjoy the horror genre, and haven’t really liked most of what I’ve read of his other stuff. He does seem like a really nice human, as you say.

William and Harry both used Wales as their surname at school and in the armed forces. George and Charlotte will both use Cambridge. If Harry marries and is given a new title like Duke of Poshtown and has kids, his kids would probably use Poshtown as their surname.

I suddenly want a Charlotte and Harry sitcom and I don’t even watch TV.

She probably replies, “I know, it’s wonderful! I get to be like uncle Harry instead!”

Oh...I just looked it up online. It looks deeeeelicious. And, no it doesn’t look at all like an American raisin bread loaf.

But Pain aux raisin comes in an appealing spiral shape that you can slowly unfurl to get at the delicious and moist center....it’s kind of like cinnamon buns, but with raisins and no icing. Not that I am obsessed with it or anything.

Don’t get too comfortable, George

In the UK, wee lads wear knickers until their balls descend. That’s when you know to get them trousers.

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If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

I am plagued with a horrible bug bite. I’ve suffered through many bad bites this summer, but oddly enough only on the left side of my body. The bites swell up and are very hard and hot to the touch and angry red. I am trying not to scratch. I’m using cortisone and I bought a Benedryl anti-itch cream today, but I am…

Wear cute underwear, or light coloured trousers. Every time this happens to me. I’m sure my period is doing it just to spite me now.