As someone who has PCOS and a wonky thyroid, I can say with absolutle certainty that 8 years of test, appointments with specialists, OBGYN’s, Reproductive Endocrinologists and my own family doctor that they all confirm with weekly and monthly blood work, ultrasounds, dye tests and a long list of other tests, that I do…

This is going to sound like an unrelated anecdote, but I promise, it’s not.

Neither of us are gay. When you live in a small town in the south and you don’t like football you get shoved around a LOT.

Goddammit! Mom of boy about to hit puberty here: what the absolute fuck is this shit?!?!?! Do you know how fucking hard it is to find a book for boys about puberty? We are currently on It’s Not the Stork and It’s Perfectly Normal but both of those books are kind of lacking. I don’t need a book telling my kid that…

“Kylie, take away all your extras and you are pretty basic yourself.” - Butterflies

What’s so bad about that, love?

I love butterflies, and I’ve been to a butterfly, er, place where they can land on you if they choose and I found it delightful and enchanting. I hope I disagree with most of her opinions.

I went to a wedding at a butterfly conservatory a couple of years ago and it was a nightmare. These things were HUGE; you could feel their weight pulling against your skin when they landed on you. I wasn’t alone - another girl had a panic attack and had to leave, while another nearly killed one of a rare breed by…

From micro-aggressions to terrorism, you guys built the blueprint for this shit.

Starred for “sofa king”.

Ok, yes, I hate that this was published. But I will admit I laughed when I read that. All I could picture is some 12 year old, horny, boob-obsessed boy reading that, already all crazy because of the pictures and going “YES THEY DO!!!”

There is a Tatum in my daughters school and every time I hear his name all I can think about it tater tots. Maybe I just really like potatoes.

OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED A PIECE OF TRIVIA THAT MAKES THIS PHOTO EVEN BETTER!

Raini Cheddar

I think Lay-kin.

I’ve been embracing celibacy for 27 goddamn years and I’ll be happy to instruct Ms. Jolie in the art for a modest monthly sum of $20,000.

what about fisting it?

I feel like politely patting celibacy on the shoulder would be more appropriate than embracing it. Maybe even just a jaunty wave from across the street.

I thought you were going to say, the President was disappointed to learn that the tradition prohibiting living people from being honored on currency would prevent Frederick Douglass. Donald Trump from appearing as the new face of the $20 bill.

Frankie Muniz will be on DWTS