swashfuckler
SwashFuckler
swashfuckler

If your kid is too young for sleepovers yet, she’s probably fucking tired and dealing with the many adjustments both physically and mentally. Assuming she was the biological birth giver, bodies take really long to adjust to and feel comfortable with post-labor. Changing it up sexually is just another thing to stress

You seem to ask for advice and then get REALLY defensive, why?

What is this from?

A rolodex of casual relationships from dudes you are dating where the implication is no one is exclusive and they all know it.

Dude, no one was attacking you. You asked for advice, you were given it, you immediately shut it down as “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!”

1.) Try doing more around the house. Even if you feel like you do 50% or more, just try doing around 99% for a month. Don’t even make any extra effort in the sex area. See if that improves her energy in bed and if it does.....then rethink your idea of what 50% of the housework actually looks like.

Have you tried doing staycations where the kids at another person’s house over a weekend? This might take care of the lack of imagination and energy - you plan it all essentially but don’t plan it for Friday night so you can both get refreshed for the fun times to come Saturday?

We are all heroes in our own narrative.

I have a very snobby SIL. They don’t make as much money as they pretend to, but that doesn’t stop her from acting like a 1%er (funny how she couldn’t spare $200/month to help us pay for someone to check in on her mother, though). She is quite possibly the snobbiest person that I have ever met. No comment will ever

This sounds like my wife’s grandmother, but maybe in reverse. Everything that happens to her or someone around her is a personal slight. All the workers at her retirement community are incompetent or dishonest, everything is stacked against her, and her medical conditions are worse than anyone else’s could ever be.

I don’t really see negative attitudes about poly or open relationships. I see negative attitudes towards the way that MVP’s partner presented this to her - basically with no lead up and in a way that was focused primarily on him rather than them. It’s also not unreasonable to assume that her partner has either already

I had a roommate who became a good friend and also an habitual liar. She was exhausting and eventually had a million excuses for not paying the rent while affording new clothes and trinkets. I moved out and faded out of the friendship. Good luck.

Say yes and invite a slew of sexy men to their home and suggest her boyfriend go out and get himself a coffee. She could even tell him to take a $5 from her purse.

I think so too! I didn’t mind that video at all. As someone 2 years younger than her I have never looked that good!

What’s truly baffling about TX is that this state contains some of the most truly awesome, helpful, egalitarian people I’ve ever met anywhere (and plenty of racist dirtbags too, but genuinely speaking there seem to be fewer than I’ve encountered in other states.) Apparently none of them are in the government though. U

I choose to remember this:

Some people just have really round butts. I am one of these people. See also:

The presidential oxytocin and endorphin levels are diminishing noticeably, and we all know what that means. The ersatz post-coital bliss produced by last night’s intense aural masturbation ceremony held in a cavernous, half-empty desert fieldhouse is rapidly waning. Not surprisingly, the subconscious-in-chief has

For serious. Dive in and see what happens.

Real talk. I could not have a cute guy in my bed every night, have several drinks, and never hit that! I don’t care how much I wasn’t into it during the day. The show hinted around that’s what she was going to do, but then she went for the smores and a nap.