I’m really amused that she’s using the word ass instead of demurring and using a softer term like rear end. It’s certainly more impactful. Kudos to her.

Can we not?

This part from Andrea Swift’s testimony made me so sad because of how true it is.

I kind of look forward to Thanksgiving this year.

Don’t you love it when a musician you admire says a thing that you agree with and that also makes the musician seem like a decent person? I love that.

“It’s such a tricky topic for me because I don’t ever want to minimize how much that happens to women all the fucking time,” he says. “They say one in four women will experience some kind of sexual assault in their life which is fucking insane and heartbreaking. So as painful and surreal and fucked up as my situation…

I believe deeply in workplace diversity regardless of race, gender, creed or sexual orientation

In the words of the immortal goddess (Rihanna):

He used “I, me, my, myself” 29 times, and focused primarily on how his mortification and feelings.

It’s funnier to imagine them putting him on standby.

“. . .and want to thank those of you who have expressed a willingness to standby me.” As opposed to those who buy a reserved ticket?? FFS, still self-centered and STILL murdering the English language. Stand by and standby are not the same thing. (And being sorry you are caught in the middle of a self-created shitstorm…

Wow just a few days to issue a “heartfelt I need space from me too” apology yet ignores legal correspondence for 5 months.

This is way off topic but it’s a story I feel only you Jezzies will appreciate.

No no no no. This is terrible advice for the “spirit” lost couple and guaranteed not to resolve anything

Ugh. One part slightly right, the other really bad.

I dunno what this lady should do, but as a dude with mental boner issues, it can be kind of a snowballing thing, where you’re freaking out so much about not losing your boner like last time that you totally kill your boner again. Having sex a lot can kind of take the pressure off— if this is your one big sex night a…

I recommend addressing the foreplay thing first, because that’s something he can absolutely do something about. Then maybe when she starts to enjoy sex more, he will sense it and he too will start to enjoy it more. He could be sensing her disinterest which then causes him to lose the wind from his sails.

The story behind it is excellent, too. The gentleman who erected the inflatable Trump Chicken (that came out sounding worse than intended) had applied for an installation permit from the Park Service several months ago, and has been waiting patiently and visiting them frequently to encourage them to grant the permit…

I have this image in my head of Donald Trump driving a golf cart around his resort at top speed while John Kelly—clad in plaid pants, a white polo shirt, and a newsboy cap—frantically chases him and tries to grab his phone.