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In other news, Glen Campbell died today, ending his long and public struggle with Alzheimer’s. This is conflicting news because on the one hand he was a brilliant and innovative guitar player who spearheaded the lush country pop of the 70's which still inspires artists like Kacey Musgraves. On the other hand, he’s

I am fully aware of Joanna Newsom and her harp playing. I had a job where her music was played all to frequently. Her drunken pixie with a lisp voice combined with a harp akin to an intro to an epic fantasy cartoon about unicorns and magical nomes made my head feel like it was caving in. I’m happy she has a new baby

this is rude and unfair to the sun.

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of

Ha. Touche.

I agree that Chris Brown is the worst but ask that you remove the ableist word “Lame” from the title.

No, only men with no boundaries (plus two eyes and a wifi password). Whether or not “no boundaries” is a descriptor that applies to men in general is left to the reader to determine. Don’t blame people for the interpretations you project onto their words!

Anyone else feeling like, ‘We get it! You dated! It’s over!’ with Amber and Elon? We’re not heartbroken over here, dudes.

She was a Judge. Just like after retirement an MD is still a Doctor.

That was way more than nothing!

GASP! Your imaginary dinner party just became my imaginary dinner party, as well! I like you.

NOT “Judge” Judith Sheindlin, “Arbitrator” Judith Sheindlin.

Yes, they’re both invited to my imaginary dinner party. Can you imagine a discussion between the two? Like one of those “talks” you can buy tickets for?

My Aunt used to argue cases in front of Judge Judy in family court back when she was a for real judge. According to her Judge Judy was the smartest judge in the whole system and acted pretty much like she does on TV. I believe it.

I love Judge Judy almost as much as I love Dolly Parton*, and I am not ashamed to admit it!!

I’ve watched a lot of JJ. Good for her!

I appreciate how the artist really took their time filling out her lips but couldn’t be bothered to give the guy an eye.

Will Poulter is getting excellent reviews for his portrayal of a racist cop in “Detroit”. This is him seven years ago in the Narnia movie “The Voyage of the Dawn Treader”. That chin, those eyebrows.....

You got that Judge Joe Brown intense look in your eye
And I got that red lip, courtroom sketch that you like
And when we go to court, we file a lawsuit every time
Check out my courtroom style, my courtroom style

Forget Taylor Swift why is there a mustachioed ghost at the end of her table?!?!