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“confonted”? Did they slap her with comic sans?

What’s less clear is whether the loving forward written by Pratt will still be included.

I scrolled down too fast and thought she was toting a dildo around on the red carpet.

Vut? Aoooh! Vell.

He’s the co-worker who spends all day surfing the internet (in his case, booking tee times), but then tries to pull up a work document any time someone walks by and might be looking over his shoulder.

YO Melania,

Why would she do this? Tories have known since 1729 that they’re much better free-range! And with fox-hunting banned…

But Chelsea’s also that dumb white girl who secretly wants to be the sassy black woman, the kind of girl that comes up to me drunk at a bar and slells “yasss queen!”

Try The People of the Abyss, a contemporary account of life in London’s east end (including Whitechapel), by Jack London. Spoiler alert, their lives were grim AF.

Yeah, I did not read that as a cute, funny aside - which I’m sure is what Handler was going for. I read that as totally disrespectful. Like, the parts were always one-note and Chelsea Handler still only sees Neicy Nash as that one-note caricature of a black woman.

I hate chelsea, she is not different than those other fake white WOKE women, thinking that you see that once in a setting is good enough for everything else beyond that to stop or at least find that the work is done. You can tell by her response to Nash.

The Daily Mail wrote a horrific, misogynistic article about Amber Heard, calling her behavior manipulative and calculating, suggesting that Elon Musk was some helpless innocent guy who quickly got out of her fangs before it got too deep. It sickens me how the media is so misogynistic toward famous women.

Oh, well I feel much better now. Thank you.

I’m seriously curious about mystery guy, too!

“He looks like he could be a member of the current administration” is a pejorative descriptor that a small handful of my nearest and dearest have been using.

Aaron Carter’s statement:

Taylor Swift’s brother looks like the grandson of the horrible rich guy who wants to close our hero’s swimming pool/skate park/summer camp/grandma’s nursing home in an ‘80s movie. He should only appear in movies where he plays a guy who wears 2+ polo shirts (collars popped!), tennis shorts, and a white sweater tied

Automatic no-go if a dude uses one in his dating profile. Sadly, very common.

Shouldn’t these be filed to dirt bag?
I know, I’ll go to my corner and take deep breaths.

Snapchat filters freak me out. This is how I know I’m old.