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I liked the True Blood books but couldn’t handle the show at all - they made some changes in season 1/book 1 that I thought were annoying, but primarily I could not cope with Bill calling Sookie “SUCKie” in a sort of dramatic echoey way. It is possible that it is pronounced that way, but I am a Brit and pronounced it

Yes! That’s right! I knew there was more evidence! Thanks for reminding me!

I have always thought he was a big ole liar and they really did just have lemonade and stroll in the sand. Cos without his buddies there he is free to be the adorable romantic softy he is at heart.

- That maybe Danny and Rizzo used to date?

Wait, what? This is awesome, if very old news! But new to me! Please tell me more!

That is definitely pushing it up the priority list!

Thanks! I might just do that!

Maybe it is someone living a double life with two wives and two families (I am assuming the milk dumper is a man) and one family thinks he is lactose intolerant because early on in their relationship he gave being sick after accidentally consuming lactose as an excuse to blow something off when really he was with his

I am genuinely fascinated by this mystery and wish I was Sherlock so I could what greater nefarious scheme this is obviously part of.

Hope your surgery goes well! You’re one of my fave commenters! You always check down in the greys and converse! I appreciate it!

I have never seen X-Files. Should I watch it? I like procedurals and dramas but am not particularly interested in sci-fi/alien stuff.

I get those feelings from James Marsters not John Barrowman. Love James Marsters. I find it really hard as a woman to find men I know to be gay attractive.

You can normally tell it is dirtbag if the names of people are bolded. How I do it!

Thanks for the tip! I am currently propped up with pillows! A recliner would be lovely but I don’t have one alas!

Huh. Well if that made delicious buttery pastries guilt-free then I guess I am in!

I guess you are right - but I find the idea of an energy croissant deeply confusing!

“If you were to put 4 grams of this into, say, a breakfast muffin, it would be the equivalent of drinking a cup of coffee.”

Thanks! It is something Caitlin Moran coins when she is talking about how women should be free to be sexual pirates. I didn’t come up with it myself although I wish I had. I love a pun!

Hi! So I had a gastric balloon fitted on Thursday night - I just decided I was fed up of being fat and wanting to die when I saw pictures of myself. So I was just wondering if anyone had any experiences of it, what they ate while it was in, how it worked out for them, if they were ever able to lie down flat again? I

I don’t know why it stopped but Kara Brown, who wrote it, is still here.