X, date to be announced

Well I'll just sit here all smug with my Yveltal because we took the road less traveled on Pokemon Y. Actually I chose Y because it featured a horned flying legendary pokemon in red and black. Easy choice.

Rectum.

Looks like a ceiling cap where a stripper pole used to be...And no one's the wiser...

$2.8 million to get a version ported to the 3DS? Does that seem like an absurdly high goal for a dominant handheld?

I know those guys, they're a barrel Olafs.

Finally, a reason to consider picking this up. I just wish there'd be a new RollerCoaster Tycoon. Deluxe was fun, but it'd be fun to get some new challenges.

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How about 2014's Maplestory for 3DS?

Don't get me wrong, I like it, but...

Honestly, fuck thieves. My parents place got broken into twice in two different cities.

Urge to kill...rising...

Just like comic books, Star Wars, and Candy Crush...just for kids.

If this game leaves room for imagining the terrified reactions of scared little kids and teachers, what's the substantive difference between this game and playing with plastic army men?

How long until C3P0 is revealed to be Iron Man?

Kudos to the AURALNAUTS for an exemplary performance.

If this were the case, and I know this happened years ago, but shouldn't Sum 41's songs be taken down for sounding like Coldplay's 'The Scientist'? I'm pretty sure the song was copied chord for chord.

Before going insane though, truth be told, former professional tennis player Mary Carillo admits in the video that she had no idea eSports even existed. And while the above clip suggests the whole conversation was one-sided, in the full show—which you can watch on HBO Go—panelist Soledad O'Brien defends eSports and…

I love Nintendo, but that's pretty clever.