swanyswanson
SwanySwanson
swanyswanson

You’re.   What a simpleton with leather skin.

I can translate that Romanian for you:

actually, it’s exponentially worse.  

Can’t allow the poor, working man to have any money though, lest he waste it on a pack of smokes or clothes for their kids!?

If you REALLY want to keep your job and expenses going..... NEVER do a slideshow again.

Canter find a flaw in his argument here.

WTF is this picture?  Looks like the bitch is pissed to be the last person to get the crop dusted stank of the sleeping old fart across the room while the rest of the gang laughs along.

They’re all 10 feet tall and only pussies don’t blind other motorists in Merica.  

You can’t catch Alzheimers from a moron like yourself though.

I assume this idiot’s life is ruined and that’s all I have to hang on to. He’ll never have a real job, or someone love him. I assume he’ll be looking over his shoulder for eternity and will probably have his ass whipped numerous times. I’d still rather see him rot in jail, though.

Holy shit there’s a 100k Jeep?!  

There’s a 9 year old on life support.  Amazing parenting.

If syphilis was a person, it would look like this guy.

How TF is anyone supposed to keep those rear wheels from smoking?!

This car was made for Kings.  Truly a Finisher Car.  Just breaking it in for royalty.  Begone!  Anyone demeaning this true piece of wonder.  The price is far too low!

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I know SOMEBODY who’s going to be spending a thousand dollars on a brand new Porsche Tycan window clicker switch and motor in a year once they burn the current ones out!

Did I miss the part where Dave Chapelle was going around telling everyone what a genius he was?

Taking it easy is EXACTLY how people get hurt.  Once you take your foot off the gas and start going half-speed, people get hurt.  Feeling can be repaired with a good talking too.  Blown out knees in high school ruin dreams.  Plus it sounds like this was all the wonderful work of KARMA anyhow.  

Josh Hawley (aka, big stupid traitor), as...... Helen Lovejoy.  “Someone think of the children, waaoiioiiiiiooioooh!”