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China is the World's Florida, only slightly more dangerous.

Huzzah! I guess this means I AM a bad enough dude to save Santa from those ninjas. Finally.

dafuq Furbs xD

He's unfaithful?

Doesn't get any badder than this, fellas.

Honey Badger don't care.

I'm a 6'4" tall male. I took a zumba class once. The entire gym staff, of an admittedly dinky gym, came to watch. When I left one of the guys said, "nice moves flava flav!"

HOW COME GOD IS SO SEXIST THAT HE MAKES WOMEN WITHOUT BALLS? THIS IS BULLSHIT.

You know, there's easier ways to reach me :p

As my daughter says, "Sea Otters are on my list"

There's nothing under your bed! Don't worry.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

Oh yeah, tell her that I had a very pleasant evening with her last Saturday. I haven't called because I've just been so busy with work and things!

Great read, Stephen. If anything Gamergate has made me tired, too. I used to read every article, but I just feel as though I can't anymore. It's just depressing.