Indeed. Many have said my internet comments are both too intelligent and full of raw sexual magnetism, which is why they are often dismissed.

I am not a gamer, but started playing BOTW after my husband got it when it first came out. I have completed it 100%, twice, all Koroks and locations, and now, on the third go-round, my 3 year old asks to play it daily. She will hold an old Xbox controller and demand we go fight Moldugas, or whisper “uh oh... Blood…

And this is why I'll continue to watch you play something from afar

You could always do a training montage and surprise her by pulling the same thing on her :P

She is best.

Sounds like sister is the best sister 🤔

oh. I was wondering how we’d play the sequel -.- Don’t you laugh at me, sister.

haha, a little bit from column a and much more from column b. Thank you, James. =)

I cant decide if this piece was about some cute family bonding, or about cruel and unusual treatment of a family member. Either way I enjoyed it :)

All part of the GOP plan:

Welp! That’s all from us, Kotaku readers. Thanks for taking some time out of your busy weekend to ring in the New Year with us. We had a blast, and hope you did too. In the meantime we’ll be lurking in the comments and over at TAY.