Hmm.

Are we taking bets? I think it’s Tina!

SupEv may not know movies but he knows some photoshop. Amazeging.

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Nach, your new avatar is confusing me.

we all have that one thing that we feel wrong but strong about. This is yours.

this is perfect.

Oh hi! Yes, yes, very interesting. Seems you're an expert in sucky opinions.

naw, mang. That shizz is the devil for me. Like The Sims. Get away Satan!

play Tetris. This will never happen to you. Those little blocks always surprise me when I play on blind mode. XD

This is a prime example why you should be given authorship for GT.

I won't lie. I'm really disappointed that you don't have one.

"You're gonna love my nuts." That was what sold me on the slap chop. True story.

Stop trying to make the news boring.

Suuuureee. It's funny.

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DTM.

I'm over here trying to understand how you were going to visit NYC for Quiddity ...

God, we will get to lunch this week. I swear. How about tomorrow or Thursday before the blizzard hits? XD

One day your dream of having an article dedicated to you on Jezebel will come true, Aikage.