I give Keanu a lot of credit because he has a record of working with fairly new directors. Remember the Wachowskis had only really done Bound before Matrix. Looking at his IMDB page a lot of the directors he has worked with haven’t don’t many movies before Keanu worked with him. The director of Replicas has done a…

It’s true. I saw the film and it had a Moscow unit in the credits. Lol The worst film was Siberia and that was all Russian financed.

The overhead on keeping up the facade of great wealth is staggering. Remember, Michael Jackson died a half billion dollars in debt. K. Reeves doesn’t seem to be the ‘ostentatious wealth’ type. Ford has a habit of crashing vintage aircraft.

From the sounds if it, it’s so ineptly made that it doesn’t deserve the distinction of the hard F. That is the only truly deserving fate, to be so close to an F but being cursed with a D-

I like to assume Keanu was lured into a room with bait and then a big box on fell on his head and the only way the production would set him free was if he starred in a crappy movie. 

I heard there was some of big twist to ‘explain’ most of the plot holes. I’m guessing that Reeves is actually a robot that’s been implanted with false memories. Or if there is a big thing with the last shot, maybe the whole thing is some sort of virtual simulation?

I don’t want to spoil it because that might lessen the impact. Suffice it to say, I try to see every movie that comes out, and this is the silliest, stupidest thing I’ve ever seen projected on to a movie screen. It makes Slenderman turning a girl into a tree look as artful as Roma.

“Some Humans are Unstoppable”

This seems to be pretty close to “so bad it’s good” territory.

The poster, after all, with its bifurcated headshot and nonsensical tagline

“Shot in Puerto Rico” - I hope that means they pumped that $30 million into the economy there.

I’m reminded of Harrison Ford who some years ago said (approximately) that he’s not an ‘artist’, he’s a ‘tradesman’. Acting is a job for him, something he does to pay the bills. I recall Michael Cain said much the same thing. Whether a film’s good, bad or indifferent, its a paycheck.

Well, we’ve already got the distinct pleasure of having Mr. Dowd shred it in this review. I’m curious as to why it didn’t get an F, though.

So, no more shitty Verizon Wireless commercials?

I hope it comes out on a bright orange VHS.

“Embezzlement scheme” is my new go-to for terrible movies 

If nothing else, I’d really love to know the backstory on this one. Keanu is not at the point in his career where he needs to do a goddamn thing other than roll around in a giant pile of Matrix residual checks, so he usually takes on passion projects and his taste in them has normally been pretty solid.

You...you have to see it to truly believe it.

His Infinity War costume is the same as his Civil War costume, but dark and worn out. I think that one is actually pretty emphatically the best one.

Just do what astronomers do when you need more precision than the prescribed letter system:  Haphazardly throw in more letters (e.g., why are O stars brighter than A stars?  Because fuck you, that's why!).