I sympathize with them. It’s been almost 20 years and this is still as true today as the day it was written:

I tried to fuck Joanna twice while reading this article. I mighta cracked my monitor. And got a cut. Bleeding pretty badly...

He’ll see the big board!

I hear that Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon’s beef is real too. Can we get an article exploring that?

I just read through this whole comment thread and want to offer you a hand massage or ... man, I dunno, but you have done extraordinary work here. Wow. I just kept thinking, “And yet she persisted...” ✊️

Norm, in the dark aftermath of our national shame, you have offered a small glimmer that hope remains. Bless you.

“Take I heard is that family was upset with Munn for talking publicly about sex life...”

So say we all.

I like the fact that Lane is unabashedly unrepentant and proudly seems to have learned absolutely nothing in the last few years.

In my world, this has approximately 398 bajillion stars.

“Gary Kubiak is the Ditka to Wade Phillips’s Buddy Ryan.”

I am pretty sure one of the worst things that has ever happened to Paul Finebaum is having his face splashed across the screen. Some radio guys just should not be seen because the sight of them diminishes their persona so absolutely.

Great. The only goddamn site that followed me was fucking Gawker. AND THEY ARE GONE!

It hurts that my 7,936 unsolicited dick pics (in an array if fucking costumes depicting characters from films going back to Birth of a goddamn Nation!) failed again to make the list.

I bleed Scarlet and Gray but this is fawking high-larious!

Uh...all of them?

Seriously. That place is scary. If Florio ever pulled a Peter King and went political on them there would be so many spontaneous human combustions across America it’d look like Michael Bay fucked Roland Emmerich and managed a gay fire baby that made Drew Barrymore & Chris Evans’ (shut up about Michael B. Jordan!) kid…

I keep hoping that my eyes are playing tricks with me and I am reading the Onion.

Over? Did you say OVER? Nothing is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the ... Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain’t over now.