Norm, in the dark aftermath of our national shame, you have offered a small glimmer that hope remains. Bless you.

“Take I heard is that family was upset with Munn for talking publicly about sex life...”

So say we all.

I like the fact that Lane is unabashedly unrepentant and proudly seems to have learned absolutely nothing in the last few years.

In my world, this has approximately 398 bajillion stars.

“Gary Kubiak is the Ditka to Wade Phillips’s Buddy Ryan.”

I am pretty sure one of the worst things that has ever happened to Paul Finebaum is having his face splashed across the screen. Some radio guys just should not be seen because the sight of them diminishes their persona so absolutely.

Great. The only goddamn site that followed me was fucking Gawker. AND THEY ARE GONE!

It hurts that my 7,936 unsolicited dick pics (in an array if fucking costumes depicting characters from films going back to Birth of a goddamn Nation!) failed again to make the list.

I bleed Scarlet and Gray but this is fawking high-larious!

Uh...all of them?

Seriously. That place is scary. If Florio ever pulled a Peter King and went political on them there would be so many spontaneous human combustions across America it’d look like Michael Bay fucked Roland Emmerich and managed a gay fire baby that made Drew Barrymore & Chris Evans’ (shut up about Michael B. Jordan!) kid…

I keep hoping that my eyes are playing tricks with me and I am reading the Onion.

Over? Did you say OVER? Nothing is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the ... Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain’t over now.

This is a shot across Sen. Warren’s bow reminding her not to endorse Bernie.

I find it very telling that the media and the pharmaceutical industrial complex wing in league with the mole people have completely buried the most common side-effect of this horrific poison: spontaneous combustion.

Thank goodness someone finally is dealing with the horror of these milkinistas with the lactation jihad. Get them out of site. Why just last week I was at work and saw a woman nursing in the lobby and it was all I could do to keep from raping her right then and there. I mean what does she expect when she whips out a…

I was really hoping it would, but I bet Wade told them not to. He is only there because of Kubiak and would not want to upstage him. But yeah, they should have.