Honey, is that you?

Thank you, Rebecca. Just...thank you.

BUT ERIN! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS REAL! AND YOU ARE REAL. AND BOOBS ARE REAL. AND FEMINISM IS REAL.

This is pretty much how I see this Congress:

Oh Rosie...you'll always be Miranda Frost to me.

This article's use of yellowcake is totally getting its ass invaded to fuck!

I think that the worry that this not be a situation where rape is falsely alleged is not absurd based on the way the article presented the facts of the situation. I think the stridency with which that worry was refuted has more to do with the look of the alleged rapist.

Sigh. I just noticed my typo. This is why people make fun of me. *hanging my head and submitting to the grammar gods*

I can't hate Taylor Swift. That Empty Space video was one thing. The giving some random lady a $100 to go have a b-day dinner was another. But c'mon, how can ya hate on this. She's driving a kids car. It is odd how much she makes people cry...

Really? Are people this fucking gobsmackingly unable to make decisions for themselves that they need to be told how many times to fuck? Bring on the Rapture.

My ex was really pro-spanking. She made me spank her ALL the time. I bet she is conflicted right now thinking about cops watching her get spanked.

Anna...this is why people make fun if Jezebel. Posts like this.

Trestman's gotta fire him, right? If not for the leaking for being dumb enough to admit it. It doesn't come across as mea culpa, it comes across as "Fuck you, Jay. I fucked you over and now I am telling EVERYONE that I fucked you over."

Nat X for Late Show!

She'll never be alone as long she has some treats to bribe her little sister.

To Aaron Sorkin, the world IS an Aaron Sorkin show.

I am still holding out for Will to immolate himself live on the air to a mash-up of "A Man's World" and "All About That Bass".

Here in NYC - where cigarettes are approximately $328.56 per pack and are issued with a 12 person "shame chorus" whose only job is to follow you around and tell you how horrible it is that you smoke, to constantly cite statistics about lung cancer and flash photos of people missing limbs due to having once sat near a…

I love...Lorde.

I'm not a Giants fan, but I watched some of that game last night and wondered, "Are they simply refusing to try any of the things that have worked against the Colts D out of spite?" It was just amazing watching them. The Steelers racked up 639 on that Colts D using bunch formations and the Giants acted like they were…