Well, because ginger female. With nice boobs. Who used to be on a sci-fi show. Basically just her and Christina Hendricks. All other gingers face daily persecution.

"Southwood Plantation Road" on Tallahassee sounds like what it's like to drive down Southwood Plantation Road in Tallahassee. That's how good Darnielle is.

Katy Perry got to be on Kroll Show and wasn't funny.

My only complaint is that most of this is about Vampires in the Lemon Grove, which is the one Karen Russell book I haven't read. I'm selfish and I would like you to fix this, thanks.

But what does she have to say about SHIA LABOOF???

At first I interpreted the headline as "Preacher Starring Seth Rogen," and I thought: no. no thank you.

Kate Pierson is a goddess and I will hear nothing to the contrary.