swankysobriety
SwankySobriety
swankysobriety

Whereas a passive-aggressive shooter uses a BB gun.

Oh, good, that’s all that matters.

Ban all men from having guns.

Covfefe’s Law.

I hate the phrase “active shooter.” It’s such weird cookie-cutter police language (cf. “particular individual”).

Calling it now; if the shooter is non-white Trump will tweet about it within 24 hours. If the shooter is white he won’t tweet at all.

Lol, I PROMISE you most of the people eating their placentas in this country are not poor. They’re the middle- and upper-middle class and wealthy who go full expensive granola on their childbirth process.

The animals also aren’t eating the placenta for health reasons. The mothers are eating it to hide the birth and protect the newborns.

After his concert at Terminal 5 in New York last night, rapper Young Thug, 25, pledged to donate all show proceeds to Planned Parenthood because, as a former teenage parent, he personally knows the value of the clinic...Young Thug had his first of six children at 17. Since then he has gone through several public

Um, I think “Becky” is a representation of all the women he’s cheated with, not just one.

There are black people.

NO.

Nay, ya heathen.

“It feels like the Republicans are turning their backs on us.”

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.

Male full frontal is the future *I* want, bitches! I’m sick of waiting! Sheesh, it’s about fucking TIME ... I was afraid I’d finish menopause before America got over its male squeamishness problem.

I mean, did the black men even like the book? And, frankly, it wasn’t their story either.

white creators regularly get excoriated for this sort of thing by a metric sht-ton of blogs

and then would have been told it wasn’t her story to tell.

She could’ve “won” way before this.