swankysobriety
SwankySobriety
swankysobriety

Their marriage used to be so two thousand and 8.

Why didn’t you tell me your mother was literate?

Ah, life at Upson Downs!

Some of us never discuss our families’ holdings. It’s considered gauche.

Her father bought a ruin out of bankruptcy. It ain’t Downto Abbey.

It’s hilarious.

“And I stepped on the ball”

God I love this movie, and the Rosalind Russell version will always be the best version.

Exclusively what and restricted to whom?

My encounters with children were all learned from Vera Charles (both Coral Browne and Bea Arthur).

And what’s wrong with Muriel Puce?

I can’t TELL you how glad I am to have made your acquaintance.

Really top-drawer?

“...she does not receive compensation for products she mentions.”

We fundamentally disagree. I respect your right to that view point.

It reminds me of the time I tried to take an Anthropology class and was like yo this entire field is racist. And the people in the class were like no we’re studying other people and I was like dude, those people aren’t your test subjects they are people. And then I dropped the class.

I’m mostly annoyed by how inaccurate it is. Just like, with obvious basic facts. No, Black people who were born in other countries and don’t speak English are not African fucking American. Black does not automatically equal African American. How hard is that to understand?

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Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

Make sure there’s a big sign that says SHE’S FAKING IT.

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