I’m so disappointed in myself. I vowed to stop watching Scandal because I recently was dumped for the mistress, ala Mellie. But I DVRd the shit out of it and ended up succumbing to my desires 5 hours later. The shame. It was disgustingly delightful. I shall do drown in red wine and popcorn, now.

As a woman who was recently left for the pesky, parasitic, paramour skank-bottom of my now ex, I can no longer watch this show. Unless, of course, Mellie gets to win somehow in the end. Team Mellie. Mellie and Jake? Mellie and Franklin? Me and Jake? Me and Franklin? I don’t know...without one of those stellar combos,…

Well, I think that a bit far off...I just got out of a year long relationship that he faked and cheated for an entire year. I doubt that I could make any legal claims, there.

My eyes just rolled out and on to the floor. Now I will be forced to feel around for my evening cocktails. Hope I don't spill!

Well by golly! The fed flag is finally falling down and gays can marry! We boosted ourselves decades this week, good job America, we may be tardy but better late than never! Oh, poor conservatives, collectively losing their marbles today. Poor dears.

I will bite on the MPLS celeb experience. Two summers ago, I was out to dinner at Ruth’s Chris. I was waiting for my sober can in their bar area, making small talk with the awesome bartenders.

It was a matter of being grossed out by strangers invading personal space and exchanging (with or without asking) bodily fluids and an intimate act. Period.

I think you missed the point of my original post, I was agreeing with Pink Lemonade in that it’s creepy and that I would and would expect my S/O to be more discerning; I spoke nothing of cheating.

I’m not doubting her, I’m just not down with kissing randoms while in a committed relationship without prior approval. If a bachelorette goes around getting her last kissing spree jollies at her party, I expect DapperSobriety to deny her.

Willing participant in amorous act while in relationship with another, that would not be approved of if other were present: see Cheating.

This. I’ll be damned if DapperSobriety isn’t more discerning about where he places his lips. “Sorry, I’m married, no smooches for you, lady” is what Dapper would (I think) say. Clearly this man failed to disclose that information, since she took it to the web to search for her happy ending. And more importantly, had…

I love that someone else was recording this event. It sucks that he will most likely be unpunished and unscathed and the U.S. Marshals will consider this either a lesson/warning to pedestrians or an “isolated incident.”

Are they kidding me with that second video? If my daughter and her dance troupe were expected to bust those moves I would have climbed upon that stage and closed the curtain. There will be no pop locking or dropping as a team in front of a live audience, potentially holding creepers. Or just the old janitor rolling…

Artisanal Mayonnaise? Isn't that just a fancy term for the already fancy word: Aioli.

As a WOC in the whitewashed Midwest, I always heard comments (not to be confused with compliments) about my full lips. It's a bit annoying that suddenly they're the next "it" thing in teen culture, only because they were cosigned by a Jenner/-Dashian.

I have experienced some unfortunate metro transit harassment here in Minneapolis. The last incident I had was with a group of youths. As I waited for the bus in the enclosed stop, one man approached me with the usual, "Hey baby, what up? Let me holla at you." To which I pretended to continue enjoying my tunes. *I…

I think my 15 year old self wanted to just...do this whenever I forgot or more likely procrastinated too long to complete a homework assignment. I wish I could do this in my adult life, just pretend to suffer a crippling case of "napnesia" and all would be forgiven (and forgotten) regarding the piling deadlines and…

I think she was actually insinuating that there is a secret regarding one of her daughters that Kim was willing to reveal. In fact, Kyle says, "you're really going to go THERE all because of this dog bite?" There are some canned worms in that family that Kim was threatening to open, in lieu of taking responsibility…

How does one upgrade a luxury vehicle when one has no job?

It was so obvious to myself and many others that she's full of crap and I embarrassingly had outbursts of rage at my TV during the reunion. She needs to quit lying to herself and everyone else. She should really separate herself from Brandi immediately; that girl is poison.