swampyyankee
SwampYankee
swampyyankee

I have been to literally hundred of games, almost all of them in Boston, and I’ve never heard anything like that, either. The frustrating thing for me as a Bostonian is that in general this really is one of the most progressive and educated cities in the world, but you have this small underbelly of blue collar locals

As a Red Sox fan, people often ask me what watching a baseball game at Fenway is like. I tell them about how devoted the fans are and the nostalgia and all that crap but what I really underscore is how white it is. So... so... white.

I love that Boston, a city of 5 million, has townies. But really they do.

That’s the problem taunting players from the visiting teams. You’ll eventually get to someone that wants to join the fun, has had a few drinks too many and their vocabulary is only at a third grade level. Some people just don’t know boundaries even as some players may enjoy a little good natured ribbing.

Oh im sure but growing up in western ma and being a pretty educated white dude there is a surprising amount of white trash in mass. We love to consider ourselves liberal and above all that shit but almost half this states citizens are absolute garbage. We have city trash in Boston we have hick trash flying the rebel

I was at tonight’s game, and sat in one of the first few rows of the centerfield bleachers, so Adam Jones was yards away from me roughly half of the game. I saw a lot of garbage tonight, including the Red Sox committing three errors in an inning an two runners idly standing at second base. However, I did not hear

Grew up in Boston, and sure enough there is often a lot of hot trash in the stands at Fenway.

I have been to my fair share of baseball games in Oakland and San Francisco. Never have I heard the n-word thrown around. Especially loud enough for the goddamn center fielder to hear. Fuck that racist bullshit.

I know Boston takes a lot of shit for this in general, and deservedly so, but I refuse to believe this never happens in other cities.

WE AH NAWT FACKIN RACIST!! WE CLEAHLY HAVE NO PRAHBLEM WITH MALCOLM BUTLAH OWAH ISAIAER THAWMES. WE DON’T EVEN HOLD IT AGAINST TAWM BRADY FAH LEAVIN THAT NICE IRISH GIRL HE NAWKED UP FAH THA BLACK CHICK HE WOUND UP MARRYIN!!! NAWT MY TASTE BUT TAH EACH HIS OWN

What the fuck is wrong with Boston? They used to do this type of shit to PK Subban when he was with Montreal. Hub of the universe my ass

“Again?”

In fairness, they had to wait for the ground to thaw so they could dig themselves a deeper hole.

Make Buffalo Great Again.

Even the Skins managed to fire their GM before the draft. It’s like these teams are locked into some sort of incompetence arms race. Can’t wait for one of them to eventually fire their coach at halftime of a game they are leading by 17 points.

And the Lord said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a poor person to ever achieve anything or contribute to society in a meaningful way. Blessed be the job creators and the poor should pray to be trickled upon!

Sure, but that’s even kinda cute. Like saying “Ma” or like “mommy” if you have kids and stuff or EVEN “Mami”.....but just straight up “Mother” ugh...chilling.

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

stopping by to say that Conniving Sex Hypnotists would be a great band name

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.