Electric and hybrid cars in the US will soon be mandated by the US Department of Transportation to make artificial engine noises by the end of 2019

Considering Trump already did that when he had been in office less than 2 months, you are spot on. God only knows how many of those poor families will get dragged in front of the media over the next few years - or how quickly he’ll turn on any of them who choose not to participate in the circus, just as he did to…

I am actually loling, not just writing it.

I still think this part of Trump’s plan to get Kushner killed so he can move in on Mrs. Kushner.

If he took off the blazer you would see all the symbols he has drawn in the inside to draw power from the hellmouth located at Mar-a-lago.

I did 9 years as a grunt (Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq) and this is the type of chickenhawk I always hated watching on TV talking about the wars I was fighting as if they knew shit about shit.

Well he DOES “know more about ISIS than the generals,” apparently. Can’t wait for him to start dropping that knowledge! Any day now and this whole silly thing will be handled bigly.

It must have been too warm for his cravat.

Thanks for this. Though the operative word there seems to be “unable”, as opposed to “unwillingly” or “is in a sham marriage” or “POTUS thinks first daughter is kinda hot”.

Nobody loves the military more than Trump does.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Also hidden? The fucking wood-handled umbrella that you just know he’s carrying.

“...and you can try this on your wife, if you can ever pry her away from your dad-in-law...”

He’s wearing a vest AND Wayfarers, how do you not take him seriously??

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

Even Tony Stark didn’t wear a goddamned bulletproof vest, ya dingus.

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

So is “Kush” his nickname? (Based on the tag on the vest)

“And introducing Martellus Bennett as himself.”