You missed this one.

We know for a fact it is at least half-full of stupid dipshits.

Find a higher place for the TV, maybe on top of the dresser or something.

Sure when I sneak up behind an attractive woman wearing a revealing top, I’m a creep. But when Timberlake does it, he’s GOAT? It’s bullshit...

Ice Cube had led me to believe a nappy dugout was something else entirely.

Bunkmates with Pedroia, didn’t sleep just played GI Joe.

+1 ticking time bomb

Next time, try your mom instead of your dad...

As a side note, Jim Tomsula is now on the Red Sox grounds crew. ‘Tomsula life hack 327: all the peanuts shells a man can want AND a bed. Life’s looking up for old Jimmy!’

Given that the name of the blog is “Compete - by Deadspin and Kotaku” (you know, the *video game* blog), and e-sports are indeed a thing, you can kindly A) shove it, or B) not click on it.

How long before Brett Favre is texting this one with pictures of his Jammy?

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

The commissioner thinks they spend too much time napping and just delcaring your intention to nap should be sufficient.

You must be doing it wrong then.

Game over, man. Game over. :’(

Where was the FBI when Karmanos stole the Whale?

I got to the words “business deal” and KNEW it would tie to Trump...

Considering that for 20 years prior the Yard Goats were the New Britain Rock Cats, a Twins affiliate that had a perfectly good stadium and hosed the City of New Britain by moving, this couldn’t be happening to a better organization.

Stupid plants, PICK A SIDE!