You have to be dressed in Steelers gear or as a bumblebee.

Aww, man. I was hoping for the inclusion of an end-of-game V8 Interceptor.

Finally! Now we can recreate and relive the glory of the Australian-American war.

I assume this will replace nukes.

One day, we Canadians will have our civ in. That or a modder will allow me yet again to live out the alternate reality of Canada being a global superpower. Sorry about dem nukes there eh?

“Why does my population keep going up then immediately down??” *Notices dingos running across the map*

Holy shit, that was awesome.

Even beyond being President - for a guy like Trump whose wealth allowed him to stay home while others like your father went to fight to call men like your father weak is absurdist and well past the line of decency.

Don’t forget, he also (a) mocked John McCain for being a POW, and (b) said, in response to being gifted a veteran’s purple heart, “I’ve always wanted to get a Purple Heart. This was much easier.” With respect to the latter, he even had the fucking nerve to ask the vet if it was real or a copy before accepting it. …

You heartless fuck. I did chuckle, though.

“For the president to imply men like my father were weak cuts me to my core.”

I’d eat Taco Bell on the way to the White House, excuse myself for a bathroom visit, and then upper deck one of the toilets.

I wasn’t allowed to have toy guns or anything like that, no. Loud noises like backfires or whatever weren’t really an issue; my dad said it was noises in the distance that set him off, not immediate to him. And, yeah, big crowds or crowded restaurants were a no-go. Also, any establishment he was in he had to be seated…

No, but your mom did. BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m now really hoping you win a championship in the near future

How the hell does Curt Schilling have time for so many Twitter accounts?

You are putting way too much thought into this. Simply, the TrumpGumps look at a white, tattooed beefcake with redneck-y hair, and assume he’s “one of them”. Now that they’ve been “betrayed”, these tantrums are the inevitable result.

Howie Long may he burn for his crimes

Lets not forget his dad died a traitor to the United States.

Lets not forget his dad died a traitor to the United States.