I’m honestly surprised he didn’t mention George Washington Carver, and then go on for 5 minutes about all the different kinds of peanuts he likes: “There’s Honey Roasted, who doesn’t love those? They’re great. Really, really great. Dry roasted. Always a good choice. Very very good. Excellent.”

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

They would be chanting - “You think you’rn better ‘en me? You think you’rn better ‘en me?

Personally, my ideal way to go right now would be by firing squad, with a cigarette in my mouth, having been convicted of sedition for producing a porn called Donald’s Rump which features a Donald Trump lookalike getting pegged (consensually, of course) for like an hour and a half.

Yea, almost certainly you could ingratiate yourself with some group of chimps, but you would also be a traitor to humanity. Then there would be a fight scene with a close relative (estranged son or daughter) on some high-up catwalk, where you’re shouting over the wind in kind of a deadpan, earnest voice that it’s time…

Did someone say 7-9? - Jeff Fisher

Probably whichever K.C. pizza joint delivers Andy Reid’s 2 a.m. calzones.

James Harrison’s Elk Seamen shipment must have not gotten to Foxboro in time. JUST LIKE THE PATS TO CHEAT LIKE THAT.

OMG, I haven’t thought about that video in a long time.

The only upside to the Pats being in the Super Bowl is that it means my second favorite team is in the Super Bowl - whoever is playing the Pats. It’s like renting a favorite team for a weekend.

I have always thought football needed a type of error statistic to account for interceptions that are the result of drops. It’s ridiculous that a ball that hits the receiver square, gets tipped up because the receiver can’t make the play, and lands in a defender’s hands is counted against the quarterback.

He is his own Mt Rushmore

You’re suppose to jump through it while it’s on fire. - Buffalo Bills parking lot fan.

I wouldn’t mind being owned by Gisele Bundchen.

You’re a good man. Most folks would be rooting for the meteor in that circumstance.

Great article and use of GIFs

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

She is saying that because a single liberal threw an egg at her, she’ll forcefully join behind Trump and a GOP that seeks to curtail the civil rights of millions.

“She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is”

Or she could place her hope in the rational people who will oppose his lunacy.