“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

You’re consistently a national treasure

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

They’re tired of politicians lying, so they elected someone they were hoping was lying.

I’ve done it for spiders, I don’t see the issue.

The problem with these voters is their house got foreclosed on in 2008.

“That’s in part because they are fuckin’ idiots.” You are on the right track here, but it’s worse than that. Not all of them are idiots so much as they are delusional. They think all of what Trump is doing is an acceptable price to pay for not having a leader who’s personality they “didn’t like.” Already my…

Sure, that’s where the “they’re fucking idiots” part comes into it.

I agree completely.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

“@pornhub” -Manny Ramirez.

It would be funnier if this happened.

probably been said 1000 times, but what the hell.

I never understand this shit, They... don’t... want... your... fucking... business

In a better world, Joey Porter shows up to random homes on Thanksgiving and screams “They shot me in Denver” after the prayer... then he grabs a drumstick and heads to the next house

Not only did Mr Carnegie close the mills, but he got the bars to deny entry to former steelers?

Thanks for pointing out that TMZ obtained the video. Otherwise we would not have known where it came from.

Officer Abel called for reinforcements.

That’s a lot of guy for the cops too....

I am sure Kluwe started it by punting footballs into his table at the bar.