No, it’s just hard for any rational, critically thinking human being to have anything but contempt and dismay for this blithering idiot of a presidential candidate.

In hindsight, this comparison is totally unfair to Vincent Adultman.

Just so we’re clear, you are not denying my sex appeal though, right?

The Cleveland Oranges has a nice ring to it. And the helmets can all have a blonde combover design.

They’re both the same shade of orange.

What if my least favorite ice cream flavor is bloody diarrhea flavor? I think that was Baskin Robbins 32nd flavor that they cut for whatever reason. I’m not saying it’s a terrible flavor, but you really have to be in the mood for it.

Sexy people?

oh god suddenly I want Trump to buy the Cleveland Browns SO BAD

Listen, you have two different sociopaths debating each other. Trump is a clear psychopath/megalomaniac who is incapable of taking advice, because no matter what is said to him, he will follow his own instincts.

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

You got it, Mr. Trump. You dominated the debate. It was hilarious how that woman thought that she was scoring points. You repeated “Wrong!” each time! These fancypants debate coaches are wasting their time with “rebuttals” or “counterarguments”.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Or in this case you can’t teach a man with the skin of an old 7/11 hot dog new tricks.

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

100s of terabytes?!? It sounds as if he downloaded all the porn in existence and more.

I’ve heard that the navy has a similar problem, and that it has resulted in a lot of discharged seamen.

because he might filler here with hundreds of terabytes of porn?

If this guy is indicative of the typical Border Patrol agent then no wonder they’re endorsing Trump.

Unless you also project porn onto it, then they’ll report anyone blocking part of their view.

To be fair, the order to search for “soaking wet latinas” can be interpreted multiple ways.

Benefit of the doubt here: maybe he was just doing research on things being in body cavities.