swampyyankee
SwampYankee
swampyyankee

Re:

I hope they don’t forget...

Can’t resist making the obvious joke.

2016 has already robbed me of so many artists who lived the lives I was not brave enough to try.

I can practically hear the harrumphing of all the Bloated Plutocrats from here.

I want the civil war style “letters from the front” piece.

Day fourteen of the campaign.
It has been 4 days since I’ve last worn pants. My commanding officer swears that he has not changed his underpants since we’ve engaged the enemy. His commitment to the cause is an inspiration to the men. I feel as if this terrible

Best outcome - too bad about the damage to the plane. With any luck, it’s just a couple of head-sized dents.

The woman wasn’t killed by law enforcement. She was killed by the actions of the driver. The police backed off when the driver started being dangerous to other drivers. Is it sad that someone died in a situation they hand no control over, yes. Is it worth getting in a twist over internet gallows humor, no.

Two people in a Jeep crashed into an F/A-18E fighter jet on Thursday after they infiltrated a Navy base. . .

“Drone better.”

Holy hell we in the NATO are in trouble now, the Ruskies have access to a remote controlled vehicle that can smash through a garden fence even if we set it on fire first!! Heaven save our allotment sheds, our runner beans and tomatoes. Is noting sacred to the Red Menace.

You know that somewhere in a Lockheed Martin design room a group of engineers is sheepishly ripping up the plans for a weaponized burning plywood wall.

Flaming brush and plywood sheet communities must be terrified by this new development.

When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.

You invaded Iraq and entirely destabilized the middle east. Don’t run from your responsibility for the current situation. You caused it.

Nah, he takes out the bullet and throws it at the enemy and they explode. The knife is for cleaning his teeth :P

No, Putin bites the bullets out himself with his own teeth. The knife is what he uses to kill the shooter.

Isolating them did fuck-all for 55 years, should we keep at it?