Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

I’m gonna go get the papers get the papers.

“I will defend the person as long as I’m able.”

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

if you feel that way, then you must have had a field day when nancy pelosi said “we have to pass the ACA so we can find out whats in it.”

Tyler has always seemed like a reasonable and thoughtful writer. Calling out Trump as an unqualified egomaniac seems perfectly consistent with that.

His response worked for all the Donald Trump supporters.

The president doesn’t need to know everything, but there are certain things the president needs to know. A basic understanding of the most lethal tool of the presidency, the power to end life on earth as we know it, is one of those things.

Trump didn’t hide his ignorance, though. He spent a good chunk of time making it pointedly clear that he didn’t understand the basis of the question, even after Hewitt gave him not one, but two lifelines. I mean, understood that he can’t stand there and say “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Hugh. Please…

He doesn’t know what needs modernizing because he doesn’t even know what the “nuclear triad” refers to. His answer was “Nuclear Bad!” like some kind of frenzied Frankenstein’s monster with the transplanted hair of long dead people who also didn’t know what the shit they were talking about.

Leftard? So are you seriously insulting mentally disabled people in your attempts to be clever while insulting um who? I’ll be much more clear. You’re a jerk and childish.

It was a “small fishing boat” that blew a hole in the side of the USS Cole while anchored in Yemen.

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I was at my wife’s work holiday party, which continued on after the designated time. The bartender left - but there was booze - so my good deed of the year was to hop behind the bar and serve drinks for an hour or so. A woman came up to the bar and ordered a white wine. I informed her that was all out but there was…

I was just out of college, living with friends and working at my first real job. I invited a girl friend to our large insurance company’s holiday party at a nice hotel. First, I badly cut myself while shaving, and I did not stop bleeding at any point during the evening. I was also extremely late picking up my friend,…

Actually I think it’s a positive. Almost no electronics are actually made in America anymore. Automation means that production can be brought back to the US, which means thousands of jobs for engineers, supervisors, managers and other higher-paid, skilled jobs. The assembly-line jobs haven’t been in the West for 30…

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

It’s insane to contextualize US “clean power” plans as if we are in any way inferior to China.