Were they Christian, Jewish or Buddhist terrorists?

German citizen huh? I bet he has a classic German name like Hans, Jurgen or Bastian.

Five bombs?

calmer than you are dude

LOOK, I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU. I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH THE PATRIOTS. CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I believe Hitler’s brother was named Chip.

Hilarious. And TN’s claim to fame is a white guy that made a living off of pelvic thrusts and died on the toilet.

The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting.

Good thing she wasn’t at a Bills game, or she’d have to explain the fans engaging in anal fisting in their section!

Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.

“HE’S THROWING UP GANG SIGNS NOW!!”
-Crazy Nashville Mom

Make Carolina Panthers Great Again

He doesn’t alwaylook like this?

“That’s not Jonny Manziel! It’s Ryan Leaf in a rubber mask! See, I’ll pull it off Scooby Doo-style and- oh... oh god... I’m so sorry... but I mean, can you see why I would have thought... oh god...”

Some say his head is still turning...

Another musician that left us regretting all the music he never had the chance to create.

He was a volunteer fireman in NYC when he was a young man, maybe 20 or 21. I think I told this story before, but he got a call in the middle of the night once to go to a local hippie house. Jefferson Airplane had played a gig that night, and they were staying at this hippie house that night along with some other…

My father was a strict disciplinarian and we kids were scared to death of him. But on Saturday nights he would open a bottle of his best Scotch, give us all a swig or two, and he played Ray Charles records. We danced around like little banshees until the wee hours of the night.

Georgia’s state song. Finest Kind.

I was trying to figure out the songs that best represent a region (City, State, etc.). This is always a great place to get quality opinions. I definitely put Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles high on any list.