Still milder than the spikes that Darren Sharper dished out.

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

Shooting them down for cause ? Are we at war ?

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Just one more... Just... One... More...

Oh yeah, Peterson? Well, I have a jerk allergy, and you’re making me throw up.

Let he who has never gone to Taco Bell a second time be the first to cast crustaceans.

He thought he was destroying a bomb.

This is a really good joke in that alternate universe where Jay Cutler is universally known to have clock management issues

If there was any question as to the efficacy of Super Bowl ads...

We used to play this chicken game with the Russians back in the ‘80’s. We were careful to turn off radars and to aim weapons down to the deck to preclude any excuse for a “misunderstanding” and I thought both sides, at least the men on the ships if not the men back at headquarters, pretty-well understood the game. I…

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

I mean, the Giants are pretty mediocre this year with flashes of dominance, really have no chance of competing with other NFC playoff teams, and a juggernaut Patriots team resides on the other side of the league, so if history is any indication, the super bowl is already in the bag for them.

Patriots are a runaway train. Only one team can stop them.

More importantly, remember this the next time you demand the government to sacrifice to fight climate change.

Ha ha ha, the biggest coaching fraud since Buddy Ryan, an inept boob who’s built a career out of nothing but goofy schtick. His Bills lost to the NFL’s worst team, nice “coaching” job there, Footsie-Boy.

It must be quite a feeling to get to a level where your coaching is so far ahead of the rest of the league that you actually end up with extra time to game plan hilarious jokes to play during games.

Doug Marrone got paid by the Bills to help beat them. So...